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Joke of the Day

"Sleeping Beauty taught me that: 1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land 2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you."

"Why is a great tune like great unprotected sex? The malady lingers on long after it's over ..."

"[NSFW] what did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"

"Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him"

"Wait. I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was just a coloring book for dogs."

"The hardest part about being a kick ass dude is wiping the poo from your kick ass boot after a hard day of work."

"It seems that Montana has found a new use for sheep . . . Wool"

"My penis is only 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"

"I found a dead girl on the golf course It was a difficult shot, but I was able to chip it over her head and right up onto the green."