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Joke of the Day

"What side of a cake is the right side? The side that gets eaten because the other side is left."

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"Two Irish men walk out of a bar."

"What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread? Sourdough!"

"Am I the only one who's concerned about the fact that we haven't heard SHIT from Wyoming in like nine years?"

"What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie? Kabamouflage"

"I never date girls from china... That's a big red flag."

"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"

"My ex-girlfriend's star sign was cancer. It is quite ironic how she died.... .... she was killed by a giant crab."

"If M. Night Shyamalan told a knock-knock joke. * Knock knock. * ""Who's there?"" * ""M. Night Shyamalan."" * ""M. Night Shyamalan who?"" * ""Nah, I'm just messing with you. I was inside the whole time."""