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Joke of the Day

"What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)"

"If you are ever attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the jugg'ler."

"""Pick a pencil. Look at it. Now put it back with the other pencils. Was your pencil the number 2?""-Steve, shitty pencil magician"

"I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women It's real thick to hide the bruises"

"Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. You shoulda been there, it was hilarious."

"You're a 10...on the pH scale cause you're basic."

"How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool."

"Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat? Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat"

"My problem with self-deprecation... is that I suck at it."

"Being bummed that you finished your sandwich only to remember that you haven't even taken a bite of it yet must be what Heaven is."