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Joke of the Day

"How stupid of the elevator manufacturers they have buttons for the floor I am already on *I will show myself out now"

"What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain!"

"I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me."

"Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten gagged whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

"See someone you know in a store..... ""WHAT'S UP MAN!!"" Walk around and see them again..... Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time.... Avoid all eye contact."

"My son said he was touched by the priest at todays religious service I was there too, it was a beautiful ceremony"

"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."

"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."

"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? Three, or four?"

"what do you call a bunny in a kilt? a hopscotch"