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Joke of the Day
"How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? He gets a pencil and works it out."
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"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around. I actually felt like I was on the voice."
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"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""
"When I die, my last thought will probably be ""Man that falcon looks pissed."""
"Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street."
"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."
"thesaurus had the greatest vocabulary of all the dinosaurs"
"Luis Suarez is teaming up with Joe Hart to advertise Head and bloody Shoulders."
"I almost hit a deer tonight. But then he took back what he said about my mom and we hugged it out. Back to having zero haters, feels good."