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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fish is made of just two atoms? 2 Na"
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"Twilight is the literary World War I: you thought this was as bad as it could get, but then WWII/Fifty Shades happened."
"I used olive oil for sex last night. Popeye was furious when he found out."
"Battered Women Not as delicious as it sounds"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? No, it's the C."
"What do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi"
"How did the blind man pass the eye exam? He just kept walking"
"What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey."
"New twist on an old joke (long) Don't know if this is the right place for this but I think fellow joke-lovers will think it's amazing. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!"