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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a spinning potato? A ro-tater."
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"I stand in the tampon aisle and when a woman reaches for a box, I snicker and say ""you're gross""."
"Just heard local reports of a stalker, which is funny because I watch everyone through their windows and none of them look suspicious"
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts"
"So I had a dream the other night that I won $100K on a scratch off lottery ticket. Tonight I bought one and I won my $1 back"
"If you love something, set it free. (Does not apply to ferrets.)* *I am no longer allowed on the subway."
"When I'm having a bad day, I like to think of Prince William, Prince and will.i.am introducing themselves to each other."
"I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase ""My server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."
"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"
"What do you call a porno with aliens in it? A science friction movie."