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Joke of the Day
"I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touchscreen while I'm driving"
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"A Mexican kid passes a note to his friend in class. ""What do you think you're doing?"" the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... ""writing an ese"""
"If the hamburgler was black he'd be dead because mayor mccheese was basically rudy Giuliani"
"Condoms prevent minivans."
"I got a new clock at IED.com"
"I have three daughters. They are Three, Ten and Eleven. I know, I know! These are strange names."
"What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis"
"[on phone to gf] her: ""you never understand me anymore so.."" me: ""so what?"" her: ""we're breaking up"" me: ""i can hear you fine"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !"
"My least favorite thing about babies is how they don't understand it's the weekend."