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Joke of the Day

"I made a short joke today... It wasn't very funny."

"What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse? Veni Vidi Veni"

"Bad pirate jokes! I'll start. What be a pirate's favorite restaurant? You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's."

"Just once I'd like to see an NFL coach show a little sportsmanship and wear a sweatshirt or hat with the other team's logo."

"If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo's show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it's Halloween because our family reunion was in July...."

"A pair of fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey, we don't serve fonts here!"" But they sat down anyways because they were **bold**."

"What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery? Manuel Trans Mission"

"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."

"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."

"Q. How would you write do not touch in Braile? A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)"