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Joke of the Day

"I hope this new health care bill also includes every American's right to a lollipop after leaving the doctor."

"Chocolate P Women only like three things. 1. Chocolate 2. Penis 3.Chocolate Penis"

"Hey! I got a new job working in quality control at a knickers factory! I'll be pulling down about 800 a week."

"During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy."

"why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool"

"Why do they bury police officers 6ft under. Because deep down they are good people."

"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."

"When do chickens stop laying eggs? Henopause"

"What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall? Dam!"

"Who is the director of the first wireless movie? Christopher No-LAN"