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Joke of the Day

"Apparently UFC is not Ultimate Fried Chicken and now I'm even hungrier watching huge greased up men touch each other inappropriately."

"Did you hear the score of the Germany Vs Ethiopia game? Germany 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"Why do neurologists think they're God? Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!"

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor"

"what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean!"

"I ate way too many freedom fries yesterday. I had to liberate the toilet for hours."

"12 Polacks were about to rape a German girl. She started yelling ""Nein, nein, nein!"" so 3 of them left."

"Look, boss, all I said was, ""I bet my raise is as big as your dick."" Whether that's an insult or not is entirely up to you."

"what's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke."

"Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things."