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Joke of the Day

"If the entire observable universe was located inside an impossibly large man named Bob... then 9/11 was inside bob."

"Oriental Rugs and Tubs... could be a furniture store or a dyslexic whorehouse."

"Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money? All their work is pro Bono."

"What do you call a jewish black man? Hanigga"

"Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station Detectives have nothing to go on."

"[In the back of the car, imitating GPS voice] IN A HALF MILE, TAKE A SLIGHT RIGHT. ALSO PUT ERICS MIXTAPE BACK ON THAT WAS SO GOOD"

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"

"Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!"

"Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off the wing of the space shuttle."

"Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine."