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Joke of the Day
"How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go swimming?"
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"""DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME"" - Farts"
"Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had... I spent the whole time trying to find myself"
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."
"[Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?"
"A black kid comes home from school.... ""Yo mom guess what I got the biggest dick in the third grade! Is it cus I'm black?"" ""No nigga its cus you nineteen!"""
"I sent the guy on the couch to the store for bread. I'll get 6 texts and a phone call and he'll come back with peaches."
"[first date] HER: if you had to give up one of your senses which one would you choose? ME: definitely my ability to see dead people. HER:"
"What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping? Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!"
"What's the most-clicked link on the Alzheimer's support website? Forgot Your Password?"