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Joke of the Day

"TIL: that changing a light bulb is not as easy as it sounds. On my first day as a lighthouse keeper."

"What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics? Not being disabled."

"I'm so single my cat has a cat."

"I had to quit my job at the helium factory. No one talks to me like that."

"Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan? A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff"

"I always like seeing those ""Baby on Board"" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there."

"""LOL what if our packaging was totally easy to tear open...unless you had a cut finger?"" --Band-Aid makers, seriously, f those guys"

"How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians."

"What's black on top and white underneath? Rape. Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes."

"Girl: ""Hey, whats up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"" "