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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone"

"Why were screams coming from the kitchen? The cook was beating the eggs."

"Me: But I'm sweaty, I'm anxious, my heart rate is up Doctor: This is the 3rd visit I've had to tell you I can't treat being offended online"

"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."

"My dog just growled back at my rumbling stomach. We have reached a new level of communication."

"I just ate a watch... ... It was time consuming. I'm thinking of going for seconds."

"Bruce Jenner Coffee! It's so mild that it can change a strong man into a gentle lady with only two sips, and about $100,000 in cosmetic surgery."

"Did it hurt when YOU fell from heaven? If so, contact the law offices of Leon Molowitz, and get the monetary compensation you deserve!"

"If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas."

"My uncle always said I was too soft. But I just didn't fancy him."