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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed? Hi sugar"
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"The only thing that Trump and I can agree on... ...is that I would also date Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter."
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"Waiter there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !"
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"My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said ""If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!"""