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Joke of the Day
"Pampered Cow What do you get from a pampered cow?"
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"One time dad asked what my five-year plan was, and I said ""death or becoming a pirate king"" and he threw my cat Alan at me"
"A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot."
"Elephant and a naked man An elephant walks up to a man who was not wearing clothes and asked, ""How do you breathe out of that thing??"""
"What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast? Comatoast!"
"What's a whales favorite musical group? An orcastra"
"Why don't hipsters shoot heroin? It's too mainstream"
"A coworker just asked me how I stay so thin so I responded ""I don't post pictures of my food online"" and I think she believed me."
"Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry."
"2 hunters walk into a bar... ...That was the worst time to misinterpret the word 'duck'"