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Joke of the Day

"TIL 90% of statistics are bullshit, including this one."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge? Tequila"

"You might spend a night in jail for it, but raising a cop's breathalyzer and saying ""Cheers!"" before blowing is both bold and beautiful."

"Just got a $14 haircut at Great Clips because I'm worth it goddamnit."

"Why can't you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck."

"You love him. Your parents approve him. He buys you flowers and chocolate. He wrote you a poem that rhymes ""wood"" with ""food."""

"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"

".one-liner here lately i.ve been feeling a void in my life; it.s probably nothing..."

"Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!"

"A dyslectic man entered a Bra."