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Joke of the Day

"I used to be an adventurer until I took a knee to the arrow"

"So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons... I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull some strings."

"Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business? All of its servers were busy"

"What's the difference? What's the difference between a colorful explosion in the sky and a black person? Fire works."

"What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix? No whey."

"how i met you're grammar"

"What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt? That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July."

"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"

"The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety"" - Science Person"

"Mitt Romney's Presidency."