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Joke of the Day
"It's never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes on Facebook."
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"Friend: Did you know that a butterfly only lives for 2 days? Me: I think that's a myth. Friend: No it's definitely a butterfly."
"How does a designer's laugh sound like? Hue Hue Hue Hue"
"Why was the snowman smiling? He heard the snow blower coming"
"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."
"I can hear my girlfriend in the other room cleaning up my cat's pee. As soon as I think she's done, I'm going to yell out ""I'll do it babe!"""
"What did Hitmonlee say to Hitmonchan when he said he said his jokes sucked? ""I'm sorry , I'm not very good at executing punchlines."""
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"
"Which plant talks the most crap? Shiitake mushrooms."
"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."