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Joke of the Day

"Why don't old ladies receive orals sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"

"They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys"

"Funny Lance Armstrong Joke I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike."

"Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class."

"I like my women like my chicken... White meat only."

"Funny talks make smile always. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the Pizza before it was cool."

"What's small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes."