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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was the willow weeping? A: He was unpoplar."
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"What's an ""oying""? This joke"
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"""There is a man!"" Sarah doesn't dare to walk into the restroom. Jane sees that and asks ""Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?"". Sarah kept silent."
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