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Joke of the Day
"What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes? bleotch!!"
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"I put a ruler under my bed every night... so that I can measure how long I slept for"
"Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one."
"I wonder if flies ever think, ""I bet I could get this guy to slap himself in the face."" Because they'd be right."
"What`s the definition of frustration? A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents."
"My girlfriend walked up and said she is expecting... me to lose weight."
"What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan? Urine for a surprise."
"My chiropractor is open on Martin Luther King Day, which makes me wonder... does he value back history over black history?"
"What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry? It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR"
"In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes ""Kodak"" with ""Kodak."""