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Joke of the Day
" I'm a cat, boy / in a sealed box I hide / I'm Wanted / dead and alive! - Bon Schroedi"
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"Sometimes I put a vase of flowers outside to let other flowers know that if they try to be prettier than me, I'll cut their legs off too."
"Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, ""Are you ok?"" And the other replies, ""Olive!"""
"Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse."
"How did the toad feel in the morning? A little bit froggy"
"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't believe in a higher power."
"Why couldn't the melons run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!"
"Did you hear the AIDS joke? You haven't? Never mind, I don't want to spread it."
"How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? ""Konnichihuahua"""
"If Amy Poehler was a cold front.... She'd be the Poehler Vortex"