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Joke of the Day

"Mothers, out of the 300 guys you're friends with on Facebook, I can guarantee not even 1 of them wants to see a picture of your baby."

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"KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver - Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond - Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver - Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond - "" DHAI ANOTHER DAY "" :D :D"
"""Hey, Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me."" *shakes tambourine* ""Got any others?"" *shakes tambourine* ""Sounds a lot like the last one"""
"""NOAH. YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK"" k ""NOT ""K"" THIS IS IMPORTANT"" Sorry ""THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT"" Even fish? *THUNDER* ""NO NOT FISH"
"Best Porn movie title ever Q:What do you call a Czechoslovakian gay porn movie? A:Czech is in the male. yeah..... As a bonus: This is actually a real movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091755/"
"ALERT: If u got a message from me saying ""I Need To Contact Poopy Woman"" that was a hacker or error. I called the cops and they are mad"
"How many nice guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll compliment it, but then get pissed off when it doesn't screw."
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Only if he's a billionaire. Credits to Kevin Hart"
"Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'"
"I met a new girl in work today, and she was a vegan I've never seen herbivore"