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Joke of the Day

"If a groom is a person that takes care of a horse, why don't they call the bride a jockey?"

"What does a ship say when it is cold? Shiver me timbers!"

"Confucius says Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok"

"Wifey: We should get a chest freezer. Me: We don't need a freezer that big. Wifey: What if we need to hide bodies? Me: I love you."

"Guy at the gym tried selling me fake steroids... Bro, do you even grift?"

"Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a ""Good Barrier Reef""."

"What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys"

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back Luckily I was the one facing the TV"

"Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they're not looking!"

"How to lose weight - Doctor, I'm fat, how do I lose weight? - Just move your head from left to right and from right to left. - How many times , doctor ? - Every time someone offers you food."