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"Please pray for me: I recently found out that nobody's praying for me"
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"Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint."
"Ellen Pao's husband"
"Hodor joke (Knock knock) Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? Hodor."
"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl one one hand. It's zero, because I've never been to Chernobyl."
"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of."
"A bit cheesy but here goes: There once was a man who used to collect spices from all over the world... now he just doesn't have the thyme."
"I for one, like Roman Numerals"
"You don't need to put ""narcissist"" in your bio. This is twitter, that shit goes without saying."
"What do you call the poop that won't wipe away from your ass? You little piece of shit"