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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow? She didn't want six inches of snow all year long."

"How is the Torah like Kidz Bop? It's for yids, by yids!"

"Top Gear was twelve years old... That's one of the oldest things that the BBC staff have fucked."

"A duck walks into a bar with one shoe on... He orders a pint and the barman says ""....Hey, did you lose a shoe?"" And the duck says ""Nah, I found one"""

"You know what the definition of ""competitive"" is? Finishing first *and* third in a circlejerk."

"How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg? None. It fell down the stairs."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."

"I think I'm going to sell my Theremin.. Haven't touched it in ages."