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Joke of the Day
"Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver"
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"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"
"Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic."
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, ""First offender?"" She replied: ""No, first a Gibson, and then a Fender."""
"Old enough to know better, but still too drunk to care."
"What's an algebra teachers favorite animal? A grr-affe http://metalinjection.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giraffe-Tongue-Orchestra.jpg?1fed28"
"The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things."
"My doctor said I should stop thinking so much, it's bad for my health and could damage my liver He also say's I'm half deaf"
"What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
"Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs 'Buy one get one flea'"