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Joke of the Day
"I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down."
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"What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around? A Burrithoe"
"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."
"soda commercials take place in a parallel universe where everyone on earth is straight edge"
"Women are like spaghetti. They're straight until wet."
"See someone you know in a store..... ""WHAT'S UP MAN!!"" Walk around and see them again..... Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time.... Avoid all eye contact."
"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head."
"A Mexican gets deported."
"I like my Coffee how i like my women Hot."
"Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane"