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Joke of the Day
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."
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"Make it hurt nsfw A woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."
"I'm worried about my boy... At breakfast this morning, when I handed him a box of Cheerios, he shouted, ""Omg, donut seeds!"""
"Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim.. he's got a great ass."
"Golf Joke: The Cast Away - YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube"
"I hate it when homeless people shake their Change cups at me..... I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."
"What is the favorite Pokemon of a smoked meat sandwich? Raichu"
"My grandma keeps talking about her monthly checks, prescription drugs and how much she loves Miami. I think she's a rapper."
"Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab? He was hooked on phonics."
"Excuse miss can you tell me does this rag smell like chloroform?"