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Joke of the Day

"So, would you ever tell anybody if you woke naked in the middle of the woods, hung over with a sore ass? Wanna go camping?"

"My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, ""damn doc I'm already up to 3 times a day"""

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle."

"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."

"What are 3 words that men hate during sex? *""Honey*, I'm home!"""

"England football team are great at holding on in extra time."

"I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn't even eat them."

"Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it."

"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"

"How do you make people lose faith in this sub? This."