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Joke of the Day
"Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout? He discovered the resistance"
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"What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken? Just the tiger"
"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."
"That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?"
"As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor."
"Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat."
"I'll tell you a joke about sodium. Na. How about one about potassium? K."
"A MEXICAN AND A BLACK MAN JUMP OFF A ROOF. WHO LANDS FIRST? A: WHO CARES"
"What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? An Amish mechanic."
"How do you spell me? ""M E."" ""No you forgot the D."" ""There's no D in me."" ""Not yet."" It's a classic, my friend got me with this right after I got him with the ""duck weigh""."