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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates? Because he said he was a master baiter."
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"What are a musician's favourite letters? P and O."
"Unless you have stellar reflexes, throwing a bouncy ball at your spouse during an argument is not the best choice."
"Why don't pirates like anal? Because they hate having to clean the poop dick."
"why didn't the rabbit like his beer? not enough hops"
"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."
"What's the best insult you can say to someone? ""You are very disagreeable."""
"What do you call an Artist in a Dark Alley? Sketchy"
"There's a sale at the Maul Everything's half off"
"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."