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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates? Because he said he was a master baiter."
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"What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? ""No whey."""
"As an English person there's one thing I love between me and the French. The English Channel."
"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."
"This third bottle of wine has turned everything into a microphone."
"Why couldnt the laptop see? Cause it was SoDIMM"
"My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""
"How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K"
"I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day"
"*Asteroid is hurtling toward Earth* ESPN Broadcaster: This asteroid could have an enormous impact on the playoffs."