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Joke of the Day

"Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany? It was x-axis"

"Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web."

"All my friends keep saying that my new girlfriend is imaginary... Joke's on them, so are they! Edit: ermagerd front page!"

"How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None they just terminate their apartment contract."

"I can't believe carotene is STILL in its beta phase."

"I tried to catch some fog But I mist."

"""BE YOURSELF!"" is about the worst advice you can give to some people."

"I killed my wife because I heard mourning sex was so great."

"Donald Trump calls on Hillary to shut down her foundation. Meanwhile, we're all still begging him to choose a more natural color for his."

"My wife said, compared to a lot of girls out here, that I'm lucky to have her. I said ""Yeah? Maybe, but I'll do my own research thank you""."