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Joke of the Day

"Free of Charge A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."

"what would you call superman if he was deaf and mexican? No hero"

"When I was a kid I was afraid of the dentist... Probable because he was a pedophile. Which begs the question of, how many fillings did he give me?"

"My wife screams like crazy during sex... ...especially when I walk in on her!!!"

"What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL."

"When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes... if you don't pull out."

"Punk rockers are unruly, what do they like most about women though? Their CCCCUUUUUNNNNNTTTTT!!!"

"The only way Mexico will pay for that wall... ...is if Trump drives the US economy into the ground and Americans start crossing into Mexico looking for jobs."

"What's the difference between sixty-nining and driving in the fog? When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you!"