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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend? Your family has impeccable taste."

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"Dark humor What is green and turns red, when you press the button? A frog in a blender"
"Read aloud I have a soft spot for damsels in disdress. What dress? Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*"
"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."
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"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."
"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."
"Why is Justing Bieber like a shotgun? Give him a cock and he will blow!"