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Joke of the Day
"My friend says he's doing good he means well"
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"What is a double amputee's favorite video game? League of Leg ends."
"How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you? He has a big E on his pajamas."
"I told a joke to my Chemistry teacher. He replied ""Oh man, I slapped my neon that one"""
"Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a dog"
"What did one snowman say to the other? ""Can you smell carrots?"""
"Some elements walk into a bar... Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium, and phosphorus all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""OH SNaP!"""
"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."
"What is French Super Mario's favorite board game? Le Ouija"
"Kids asked if they could do something & I said yes so my wife lowered my security clearance & now I'm not authorized to make those decisions"