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Joke of the Day
"The flat earth movement is really taking off.. There are flat earthers all around the globe"
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"How do you flirt with a calligraphist? Say, ""You have pretty I's!"""
"What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer? One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer."
"I don't like working at the IRS It's incredibly taxing"
"And on the seventh day God said, ""the American version of the Office should have ended when Jim asked out Pam"""
"Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?"
"*bakes 12 cookies* *waits for family to come home* *eats 12* *family arrives* 5 year old: ""I SMELL COOKIES!"" ""Weird! Here's a salad."""
"My number one rule to live by is: Don't die."
"How do you keep an erection? Don't fuck with it"
"lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake"