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Joke of the Day
"Why did man invent curling? To convince women sweeping was a sport."
Next Joke
"Each cigarette you smoke takes six minutes off your life. A friend of mine was such a heavy smoker he actually went back in time."
"Halloween and Valentine's day are pretty much the same thing... people dress up and pretend to be someone they're not for some sugar"
"Why is Reddit full of liberals? All the conservatives are out working."
"There are only 2 kinds of Priest: There are the ones who masturbate and Liars."
"What do you call a Jewish cop? Kosher Pork."
"How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy? A shocked Tano."
"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."
"It's so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn't just a free aerial tour of the city."
"Berlin 1945 Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman. She keeps screaming ""Nein!Nein!"" So one of them left."