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Joke of the Day
"Which nut is the angriest? The pistachio."
Next Joke
"Just spent another day totally agreeing with everything pretty girls say."
"Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? The retail store"
"If I had a parrot I'd teach it to say ""I know where they buried the bodies"""
"I went to the zoo today, but the only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled? It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP"
"What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list? Finding an empty bottle in the trash."
"A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."""
"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"
"I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see"