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Joke of the Day
"Which nut is the angriest? The pistachio."
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"After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral, a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes."
"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."
"What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient? ""Now, this may be difficult to hear..."""
"I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship.. Just got a flare for it."
"It's hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs... ...because they always take things literally."
"A man walked into a bar... ... and he stayed there my entire fucking childhood."
"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because all the kids have to play in side."
"Circle? Donut! Triangle? Pizza! Cylinder? Tater tot! - me teaching our 2yr old shapes"
"What happened when fire and the wheel were invented? People got lit and turnt."