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Joke of the Day
"I appreciate the lemons, but wasn't one of you supposed to teach me how to fish by now?"
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"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"
"I wonder who is being John Malkovich right now."
"Mr. T went to the toilet I pity the stool"
"Director: so, you'll be playing this regular guy... Johnny Depp: no thanks."
"Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus."
"TIFU by quitting my job as a train driver and downing a bottle of ketchup. I went off the rails and straight on the sauce."
"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."
"Santa is like fathers... He only comes when the kids are asleep"
"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."