157062

Joke of the Day

"Him: You need to work on your communication skills Me: [through megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC"

Next Joke
 
"I just made this one up: What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest? A TOR pedo."
"Where do midget terrorists live? Halfghanistan."
"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"
"I'm a dyslexic tree... My life is A-OK!"
"Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid."
"What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry? A Prontosaur."
"Today i asked my friend how hungover he was... He replied. ""Well on a scale of one to Amy Winehouse its not looking so good."""
"What happened when fire and the wheel were invented? People got lit and turnt."
"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"