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Joke of the Day

"why isn't there an app called enablr that allows you to crowdfund your bar tab"

"What do you call a theatrical performance about puns? A play on words"

"Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers? Because they have no soul"

"Reddit is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it."

"Lord, protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies."

"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."

"""And then we'll have the throat hole open up and a rectangle candy will drop from it. Kids will love it."" ~ Inventors of Pez dispensers."

"Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies."

"Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right."

"Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant? Gnocchi."