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Joke of the Day
"why isn't there an app called enablr that allows you to crowdfund your bar tab"
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"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent."
"I named my phone ""The Titanic...."" So when I plug it in to charge it says, ""The Titanic is syncing"""
"Hey, new Beatles fans! The fuck have you been doing for the last 50 years? Every record shop would like to know before they close forever."
"Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction."
"Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)"
"What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? ........... a shit (think about it)"
"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."
"What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother? virgin"