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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months"
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"Watch The Walking Dead with someone who's super into it so every time a zombie appears you can pull the old, ""Wait, who's this now?"""
"My grandpa died in Auschwitz He fell down from the watchtower."
"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."
"I can't think of a better time to drop dead than at a New Year's Eve party right after everyone yells ""...1!"""
"What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married? You cant-elope!"
"what did the handsome highschool boy wear to school? a whole lot of DAAAAAMN DANIEL"
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me"
"How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once? He chooses to keeps that information secret."
"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after a night of sex? ..ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"