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Joke of the Day

"I love Halloween because I can buy 9 bags of Snickers and everyone thinks I'm going to pass them out to kids."

"I'd get lost less frequently if GPS would say ""no, your other left."""

"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say? This one really sucks."

"Tried to find a joke about impared ejaculation But it just won't cum"

"Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard."

"I'm not saying... Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died."

"What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds? NAMburgers"

"If my open tray table can really hinder a landing we really need to rethink the whole air travel thing."

"LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna ""repair that""."

"If the opposite of impossible is Possible & the opposite of immature is Mature, you can conclude that i'm a very Portant person to some."