156863

Joke of the Day

"Sorry Windows. The only thing a ""strong"" password will do is lock me out of my own computer when drunk. 1234 it is."

"If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces."

"Dear Santa -- For 2017, all I want is a SLIM body and a BIG FAT bank account. Please don't mix it up like last year."

"I bet if Amy Winehouse had changed her name to Amy Lemonadehouse, she'd still be alive today."

"What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican? Paypal"

"A farmer planted a crop of puns They were home groan."

"What is it called when Benedict Cumberbatch is constipated? No shit Sherlock."

"The secret to sustaining a happy marriage is to keep the mystery alive. So tonight I decided to clean something unexpectedly."

"Me: You know what cures a headache right? Wife: Tylenol Me: You know what else cures a headache? Wife: Advil Me: You know what else ......"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 is a six offender."