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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about watching a video of somebody being beheaded? My dick."
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"If your girlfriend starts smoking... Slow down and try using some lube!"
"""Lincoln"" is a terrible movie The main character dies at the end."
"You shouldn't write with a broken pencil It's pointless"
"It's funny how liberals think Donald Trump oppresses women and hates gays Like he's a Muslim or something."
"The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it."
"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"
"Now that dogs have been shown to be able to sniff out cancer, is this the end for the cat scan?"
"It's just a bad day, not a bad life."
"What did a blonde's mother tell her blonde daughter? If you're not in bed by midnight, come home."