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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would just beat the room for being dark."

"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"

"I'm glad we finally have a strong leader I mean Putin has how many years of experience? The states are in good Russian hands."

"""2015 AND PETSMART STILL DOESN'T HAVE FITTING ROOMS,"" I say somewhat loudly as Fluffy has to try on sweaters right there in the aisle."

"God said, ""Thou shall not kill"" And then he wiped out the entire human race with a global flood just because people didn't take it seriously"

"Why is it true that if vegans ate you it would not be cannibalism? Because you are fucking nuts"

"Black Joke Why are black people getting stronger??? Because the televisions these days are getting heavier."

"What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently? A shotgun"

"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, and says ""five beers, please"" If you get it you get it"

"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean"