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Joke of the Day

"Ladies... don't jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. It's probably just full of porn"

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"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."
"I want ""Wake me if anything cool happens"" on my tombstone."
"I have a fantasy that a big strong man shows up at my door, comes in unannounced & slowly, quietly & methodically renovates my bathroom"
"I'm a terrible singer, I have two left throats"
"Just saw a rainbow.........great now the sky is gay"
"Just recently I fucked a girl for an hour Thanks daylight savings!"
"I like my women like i like my coffee... Silent."
"I married a hot girl from China So I can eat Chinese every night!"
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."